You Can't Kill Edward With A Stake!

It's true... very, very true. I looooove me some Twilight.  In fact, I love all of Stephenie Meyer's books. She's brilliant. End of story.

 With Edward, you couldn't even think about staking him without him knowing! He would probably have your neck snapped in less than a second, and he's really clever when it comes to covering it all up. That's before you even picked up the stupid piece of wood! He's a cool guy all right. If you got past the thought barrier, he could either crush your forearm with his grip before you could stake him, or he'd dodge your aim and get away.

To sum it all up, you'd probably have a better chance surviving a zombie epidemic than you would staking Edward Cullen.